豬凱瑞即興秀 – "獻給媞米的歌"

【更正】


3:16  但是他們都比我白欸
"They are both whiter than me"?




【注釋 】

注1: 岡薩雷斯警官把自己逼到國境之外
(原文: Office Gonzalez chases himself over the border)



飛毛腿岡薩雷斯是如影片中提到的，一位墨西哥老鼠

他老是想要試圖逃過貓咪的追捕，穿越墨西哥國境

而警官岡薩雷斯則是應該負責追捕的人

所以這邊是想穿越國境和追捕者都是同一人，滿有趣的!

注2: 阿～嘶! 洩啦，媞米!
(原文: Wham bam than you mammy, it's Tammy)

還記得"獻給潘的歌"曾經有過這句嗎?

只能說，沒有A梗哪能叫即興呢!(謬論



【麗莎的碎念 】

奇普的深情高音真讓人陶醉啊~

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豬凱瑞即興秀 – "獻給布琳達的歌"

這首是被國外網友評為豬凱瑞秀最好聽之一的歌曲喔，幸運的布琳達~

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豬凱瑞即興秀 – "獻給溫蒂的歌"

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這次不小心把兩部影片的注釋數字連在一起了，應該不會造成太大閱讀障礙吧


溫蒂這首歌不是很好翻，用了好多雙關，希望大家喜歡~

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注2: 他是技工我是濟公

(原文: He's the millwright I'm the millwrong)

其實沒有millwrong這個字，有時候工廠裡面的員工會拿來說millwrong是技術很爛的技工

但其實這個字只是millright的惡搞，再加上跟前句"I sing this song"押韻

再另外，millwrong跟低能兒(moron)還有一點諧音，所以聽起來整個很有趣

最後我就選了一個中文剛好同音的濟公當翻譯XD



注3: 我知道他樂於交合(放出)

(原文: I know she put out)

put out有很多意思，放東西出去、滅火、生產等等

但是俚語還有類似"獻身"的意思，布萊德根本就是在亂搞XD



注4: 然後在福克斯毛手毛腳

(原文: He likes to spoon in Forks)

這句用得非常漂亮，spoon除了湯匙以外，口語中有毛手毛腳、求愛的意思

而Forks可當作福克斯(地名)也是叉子，所以整套用起來有種說不出的完美雙關之感~

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A song for Wendy

When the lights go dim, do not think of him

Little princess you, come from the town of Sequim

You are my girl, let me down on firl

My heart cue you, my dear Wendy

Love you as I can, let me be your man

Just not that many other men here in Sequim

Daymond is the one, lucky son of a gun

How did you end up with him?

I sing this song, he's the millwright and the millwrong

Oh Daymond how did you ever get Wendy

How did he get Wendy

She is dressed so trendy

You must got her scarf at the Walmart, for a start

my heart will bleed, if you ignore me

How my heart now linger

I got all my finger

Don't have the clinic, at the Walmart clinic 50% off

Go to Wendy, turn your head to the left and than you cough

Must be back to health, you're my only wealth

I will speaking to self to steal your heart

Listen Wendy, I know you're a girl who likes to have fun

Because you have children 16, 14, 11 and 1

14....bingo!

I know you put out

WHAT?!!!

I know you put out

...the cat every night!

That's not what I'm talking about!

She put out she's got so many kids

We know what they truly did to get that many kids

He has to get his game on

The lucky Daymond!

He likes to go to work

And then he likes to spoon in Forks with you

plz let me be your man that would be my perfect plan

Look at her smile, look at those cheeks

She's so friendly

Who do we love, well everyone knows it's Wendy

It's Wen---dy

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豬凱瑞即興秀 – “獻給克莉絲提的歌"

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這次只有一啪因為.....超多注釋啦....

外加因應觀眾要求麗莎把英文歌詞打出來了

速度瞬間減半XD

希望有人要看啊!!給我好好的看!!!!!
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注1: 我和我先生在五分鍾有了四個小孩

(原文: My husband and I have four children that we had in five minutes)

雖然很不合理，但她真的就這樣講，國外網友也很疑惑

這有兩種可能性，一個是他們在五分鐘內懷了四個小孩

二是克莉絲提在五分鐘內生了四個小孩，所以是四胞胎??

真假我就不得而知，只能照翻了XD



注2: Coyote ugly

如同影片上注釋的，這是指一個情況

指喝醉後隔天醒來發現自己跟長相歪掉的人在不認識的床上同床共枕

通常是指男生，發現某個醜妹枕在自己臂膀上

男生巴不得把自己的手臂咬斷直接逃跑

如同郊狼被捕獸器捕到時，會咬斷被捕到的部位並逃走

另外電影"女狼俱樂部"的原文也是Coyote Girl

但真正的意思是上方講的那樣，所以我不是很確定Christe是想當醜女狼還是電影裡的女郎XD



注3: 妳和我鼻子碰鼻子

(原文: You and me touching nose-to-nose)

小提醒，單是Nose-to-nose的話可以指面對面呦



注4: 但妳已有愛人和一組小披頭四~

專門已解散或已故樂團以致敬的樂團稱為Tribute Band

喜歡披頭四的人，這個Fab four樂團應該會勾起你不少回憶

我就很感動呢~so cute~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqZRNmKX658

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歌詞

A song for Christine



Oh Christie
My love for you is so strong
I hear you have four children in five minutes
five micutes ain't that long
well you have four children that is what you say
Then if you can have them all in five minutes
I guess there is no foreplay
Oh Christie~ I'm so in love with you
I know that you're in job placement
I have a job i like to do with you in my basement
You and me touching nose to nose
I'd like to see you swimming right out of your clothes
Oh Christie you move so fast
What it is time to have that family at last
You were so quick you know what i mean
In just five minutes, almost a basketball team
You have four children, and i think that just fine
You giev me five minute, i give you nie
I know that you could have more, but your love and your Little-Fab-Four!



Oh Christie~Christie~
You're a star
I'd like to see you in fanny jeans, dancing on top of the bar
Oh Christie, Who do you think you are to me~
Wow~ Christie, we know that you give a job
and we would like to steal one
because the kind the job you give
Unlike ours, they r a real one
I'd love to see you get in the bars, pour drinkin 'n' dance
and im sure that tonight you wish you have wore some pants
Pants really making me misty
Or who other than?
Chri---------------st~~~~~~~~~

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豬凱瑞即興秀 – “獻給蜜雪兒的歌"

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注1: 可以娶了! 呃接下來...

(What a catch)

這句話的意思用在女生身上就是，進得了廚房，出得了廳堂

用在男生身上就是指有擔當，是個可以嫁的男人

a catch指的就是命中注定的那個人
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豬凱瑞即興秀 – “獻給迪安娜的歌"

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獻給迪安娜的歌

注1: 好他x的了不起啊
(原文: la de fucxing da)

la de da是當一個人用出很難的單字、成語等做作的詞彙後

可以用來回答的話，有點像是在說

"誰在乎啊" "了不起歐(輕藐)"

注2: 火辣性感的妳全身黑
(原文: You're foxy all dressed in black)

foxy跟中文的如妖狐意思有點類似，但不是指狐狸的狡猾面

而是像妖狐般具有官能美感

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豬凱瑞即興秀 – 第二十八集 Part 1 “獻給蜜雪兒的歌"

這次沒有注釋，沒有注釋~

其實我自己喜歡盡量減少注釋，如果能在中文裡傳達語意，或是用簡單的擴號鑲入影片，是我最喜歡的方法

因為我自己不是個愛看注釋的人

不知道大家是不是跟我一樣?

還是喜歡解釋仔細一點呢?

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除了萊恩、柯林、奇普、傑夫外我最喜歡布萊得了 (是不是快講完了)

他總是在挑戰電視的分級制度，還有惡搞別人的橋段

他絕對是會亂掀女生裙子和把濕衛生紙丟到天花板的那種人

最後，這次沒有注釋啦哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!!!!!!!!!!!!!

網誌: 麗莎邱的業餘翻譯記事本

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豬凱瑞即興秀 - "獻給薇拉莉的歌"

注1: We're the three husband, we're rolls in galley, 1, 2, 3 set up with Valerie

因為三個丈夫排排站很像在賣什麼東西，所以Brad這邊用綁成一綑出清的方式來調侃他們
為了比較接近台灣賣場的賣法，所以翻成買二送一

注2: You started with a Chardonnay and now you drinks Boone's Farm

Chardonnay是頂級白酒，號稱“白酒之王”，而Boone's Farm是廉價葡萄酒，帶有濃厚的水果香氣，據說是國外大學生的最愛

注3: She's a black widow~

這大家都知道黑寡婦蜘蛛會殺了交配後的雄蜘蛛吧，這裡指的是會剝削前夫然後尋找下個伴侶的女人，不全是指會殺了他先生啦ＸＤ

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豬凱瑞即興秀 - "獻給潘的歌"

注1:

Wham bam Thank You Ma'am

這句話是指速戰速決的性愛，也可以意指跟某人快速發生性關係後兩人關係就掰了，

但通常是指a quickie(沒有前戲的性愛)


注2:

freak carrot top (carrot top可以直接指紅髮)

他是“道具搞笑”走紅的諧星，後來整形太多次變成這樣...

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